There is a kitchen cabinet by my stove's hood I rarely open. When I am cleaning, and open this cabinet by chance, I get the greatest surprise of my life.
"Oh! Hello Onion! Nice to see you've grown!" is what I usually say.
Then I shut the cabinet and continue cleaning. I leave him for next time I am having an ordinary day, when he'll delight me again.
It is a throwback to the secret "scientific" experiments I performed when I was a kid.
My roommates and I will move in May and I'm considering leaving him. Wonder if the next tenants will be as thrilled as I am by his biological fanciness!
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